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auriane

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2400
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.

I'm really nice and i love to eat.

I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.

You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.

I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.

I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.

I love all people and animals XD.

I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.

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Today, I found out that the white marks on my pillow aren't from me drooling in my sleep like I originally thought. My roommate used my pillow to help support her lower back during intercourse with her hookup from last night. FML

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Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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