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auriane

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2589
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.

I'm really nice and i love to eat.

I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.

You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.

I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.

I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.

I love all people and animals XD.

I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.

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