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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4049
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.

I'm really nice and i love to eat.

I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.

You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.

I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.

I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.

I love all people and animals XD.

I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom convinced me that she and my dad were getting divorced. I have anxiety problems, so I had a panic attack. She then laughed, and said, "Just kidding, I wanted to see your reaction. It's the best so far." FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 4:42am - health - by somewhatlucky - United States (California)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML


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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML


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On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML


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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML


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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML


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On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML


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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML


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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML


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On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

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