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About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.
I'm really nice and i love to eat.
I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.
You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.
I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.
I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.
I love all people and animals XD.
I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.
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