About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.
I'm really nice and i love to eat.
I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.
You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.
I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.
I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.
I love all people and animals XD.
I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.
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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved
Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML
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Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML
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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)
Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)
Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm - misc - by honeybadger123 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I picked up a broken piece of seemingly velvety cactus to show my mom. I now have a million microscopic, painful splinters in my fingers. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:24pm - health - by OhHeySlogan - United States (Texas)
Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)
Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm - kids - by me - United States (Maine)
Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 2:10am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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