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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3961
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About auriane : I love music and I listen to it almost every second that I'm awake. My favourite band is nickelback.

I'm really nice and i love to eat.

I don't like rude people. If you are rude to someone else I'm going to call you out for it.

You would think that I'm weird if you could read my mind. I would just like to think that I'm different. I'm always myself and I don't like fake people.

I really hate romantic movies. My favourite movie is the green mile and my favourite shows are supernatural and the vampire diaries.

I love playing games but i usually suck at them. I lose most of the time but i still keep playing.

I love all people and animals XD.

I have bored you enough for now, so i'm going to stop.

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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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auriane's favorite FMLs

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29899) - you deserved it (5315) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45689) - you deserved it (3032)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML


I agree, your life sucks (34090) - you deserved it (11403)

On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14588) - you deserved it (28081)

On 11/25/2012 at 5:38pm - love - by dumping time (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I tried to motivate my 9-year-old sister to clean her room. She said she'd only agree if she could kill me. Thinking she was just kidding around, and not a total psychopath, I said sure. She ran to her room shouting, "Yes! I'm gonna use the big knife!" She's still cleaning now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28425) - you deserved it (6024)

On 11/21/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to pick up her things. I decided to take a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25058) - you deserved it (3250)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:03am - love - by Chris (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat, he also got inside the car and sat next to my date, pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back to the house. My mom laughed and gave him $20. It was a dare. FML

Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28713) - you deserved it (1505)

On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30528) - you deserved it (2390)

On 11/08/2012 at 6:09am - kids - by Shauna (woman) - United States

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31863) - you deserved it (2168)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26526) - you deserved it (3358)

On 10/31/2012 at 6:06am - misc - by hakuna matata - United States (California)

Today, I learned from my daughter's teacher that she has been wearing the same shirt for the past few weeks, ever since we had a fight about how I don't pay attention to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7701) - you deserved it (59552)

On 10/15/2012 at 6:28am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21301) - you deserved it (8252)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

Today, at around 11pm the police made a visit to my house, explaining how my neighbors had thought I was using a universal remote to change their television channels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (1466)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30355) - you deserved it (3772)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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