About attitude_angel : Hi there :) I don't really have too much say...I'm not an artist with describing myself, but music is probably one of the most important things of my life. One day I hope to go see Muse, Swedish House Mafia and Rise Against :)
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Today, my mother-in-law moved into my wife's two-bedroom apartment. She's quite possibly the reincarnation of Hitler himself, and she'll be staying until this time next year. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom was more upset about my 67 on an Algebra test than my sister almost setting the house on fire. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 8:20pm - misc - by xXMudkipNoobXx - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML
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Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States
Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh apparently. FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 9:52pm - health - by barface - United States (Texas)
Today, I told a co-worker to "lighten up, and stop wearing black all the time, it makes you look depressed." I didn't know his father had died the week before. FML
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Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 11:07pm - health - by Jonny - United States (California)
Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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