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attitude_angel

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3138
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About attitude_angel : Hi there :) I don't really have too much say...I'm not an artist with describing myself, but music is probably one of the most important things of my life. One day I hope to go see Muse, Swedish House Mafia and Rise Against :)

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Today , my school's 6'2 , 270-pound , 375-pound banch-prassing football suparstar knockad ma unconscious in ona hit . With a dodgaball . FML

#18844690
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30279) - you deserved it (3321)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I blushedhen a fortune cookie said ( You have the attitude of a winner!! ) My self esteem is so low!! FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (4365)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

TODAY... MY PARENT ARE ON HOLIDAY...HICH MEANS I HAVE THE HOUSE TO MYSELF. WILD PARTIES? HOT GIRLS? LOADS OF BEER? NO. FLU. FML

#18843444
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29962) - you deserved it (6164)

On 01/18/2012 at 10:29am - health - by partypooper (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I'm supposd to start mah naw job as a Crima Scana Tach. Instaad , I managd to alactrocuta mysalf with mah hardryar. I'll now hava to attampt to axplain to tham that I raally am qualifid to safaly oparata an alactrostatic lifting davica , and othar axpansiva aquipmant. FML

#18842553
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18485) - you deserved it (5962)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:15am - work - by Lyn (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of ( likes ) I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

#18823923
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14250) - you deserved it (33464)

On 01/16/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today I found boyfriend passed out on the floor . Then I passed out due to anxiety of seeing him passed out . FML

#18823126
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (5498)

On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah front house window was smashed !! A note was left, saying 'I want mah cat back' !! I have no idea wat they are talking about !! FML

#18819686
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26357) - you deserved it (1913)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

#18819143
426 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30467) - you deserved it (6893)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to slowly explain to mah daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. mega FML

#18815137
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27361) - you deserved it (4576)

On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel lyk I've just raped myself. FML

#18814672
328 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34969) - you deserved it (12273)

On 01/15/2012 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by lolwut - United States

Today, I was walking to tha bus stop whan somaona slappad an innocant parson in tha faca with a fish. I was that innocant parson. FML

#18812835
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (3500)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today family an I were burning our Christma tree. For a laugh dad jokingly pushed me toward the fre. I tripped an doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40088) - you deserved it (2783)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay 4 them, I realized I forgot to putted back on mah original jeans. real FML

#18804731
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25315) - you deserved it (12227)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a band concert and mah mum got kickd out. She screamd "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25914) - you deserved it (2980)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States



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