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attitude_angel
  • Town/Country : Small town, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 November 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About attitude_angel : Hi there :) I don't really have too much say...I'm not an artist with describing myself, but music is probably one of the most important things of my life. One day I hope to go see Muse, Swedish House Mafia and Rise Against :)

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Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML

#18975500
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I agree, your life sucks (15335) - you deserved it (2243)

On 02/02/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by MM (woman) -

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
215 comments

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22931) - you deserved it (1471)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28444) - you deserved it (2414)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19788) - you deserved it (2570)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21155) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21155) - you deserved it (3210)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20334) - you deserved it (1669)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21121) - you deserved it (1427)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35615) - you deserved it (2776)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35615) - you deserved it (2776)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her my support and be a good influence on our child. FML

#18963404
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25831) - you deserved it (1907)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

#18958245
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17847) - you deserved it (1412)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8717) - you deserved it (30706)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML

#18949716
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14315) - you deserved it (3909)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)



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