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attitude_angel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2174
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About attitude_angel : Hi there :) I don't really have too much say...I'm not an artist with describing myself, but music is probably one of the most important things of my life. One day I hope to go see Muse, Swedish House Mafia and Rise Against :)

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attitude_angel's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML

#19073869
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (2902)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:05pm - misc - by random - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34564) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5584) - you deserved it (35861)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML

#19066123
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24681) - you deserved it (5773)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:23pm - kids - by Katherine - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

#19061872
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24613) - you deserved it (3091)

On 02/12/2012 at 11:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27850) - you deserved it (2107)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (25031)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25290) - you deserved it (1745)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29821) - you deserved it (2906)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML

#19046933
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27063) - you deserved it (2050)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML

#19045980
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (6903)

On 02/11/2012 at 2:03am - money - by jam - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

#19043614
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24469) - you deserved it (2584)

On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8751) - you deserved it (66094)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my mother used global warming as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

#19042129
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29722) - you deserved it (2344)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (Brabant Wallon)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's okay, though; she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

#19034269
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (2053)

On 02/09/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by justfriends - United States



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