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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About atthegates : Standard Canadian. I like hockey, lacrosse, beer, weed, golf, girls...no particular order. Basically just a prick who comes on FML to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

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atthegates's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that just because I get unwanted erections on an hourly basis throughout the day, it doesn't mean that I can get required erections in the night. FML

#6065212
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17932) - you deserved it (2081)

On 10/30/2009 at 12:17am - intimacy - by frustrated (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML

#1250127
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40742) - you deserved it (15409)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28265) - you deserved it (275233)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
737 comments

I agree, your life sucks (767206) - you deserved it (82680)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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