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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 May 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 769
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About atthegates : Standard Canadian. I like hockey, lacrosse, beer, weed, golf, girls...no particular order. Basically just a prick who comes on FML to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

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atthegates's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24760) - you deserved it (9523)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51907) - you deserved it (6184)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130700) - you deserved it (7328)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

#17027029
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you deserved it (4632)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29225) - you deserved it (4987)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (7567)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63269) - you deserved it (6607)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37458) - you deserved it (5193)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I inexplicably claimed ownership of someone else's fart in the subway. FML

#16341227
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9371) - you deserved it (32495)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by anonymous - Singapore

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14816) - you deserved it (44572)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (15402)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (15402)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while buying groceries, I noticed that the lady in front of me had left a box behind. I grabbed the box and ran out the door after her. After turning around to find three employees chasing me, I noticed I had just stolen the donation box. FML

#15929536
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29385) - you deserved it (15402)

On 04/26/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by magicman - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32084) - you deserved it (6769)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

#6695402
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30894) - you deserved it (2715)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:41pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (Indiana)



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