About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)
I guess an introduction is in place since "your name" decided to look up my page here.
I'm 19 years old, currently unemployed, suffers from 2 chronical diseases (one which is diabetes), gaming "nerd", professional slacker/bed tester, energetic when I'm interested in something, an atheist on his path to "hell", open minded to everything (unlike religious people), World Peace supporter, Anti-Bullying supporter, Anti-Death penelty supporter, interested in Global Warming and the protection of the environment, also interested in religion and politics of all kind.
If any of my interests or hobbies touch your fancy, feel free to send me a message :)
If you dislike something about me and my interests, feel free to send me a msg so we can talk about it. I'm open for debate 24/7 :).
About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
atitud3's favorite FMLs
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 10:49am / United States / Love
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
by wut / 08/05/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Health
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
by m / 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by soph511 / 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Animals
Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML
by guy / 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML
by phonnah / 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by squeak / 09/12/2011 at 9:52am / United Kingdom (London) / Animals
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
by Me / 09/12/2011 at 3:36am / United States / Money
Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML
by phillij2 / 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Health
by fmlpanda / 05/29/2010 at 12:14am / United States (Florida) / Health
by browniepoints / 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by Olihime / 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and… Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I… Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed.…
- Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.…