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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 497
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)

I guess an introduction is in place since "your name" decided to look up my page here.

I'm 19 years old, currently unemployed, suffers from 2 chronical diseases (one which is diabetes), gaming "nerd", professional slacker/bed tester, energetic when I'm interested in something, an atheist on his path to "hell", open minded to everything (unlike religious people), World Peace supporter, Anti-Bullying supporter, Anti-Death penelty supporter, interested in Global Warming and the protection of the environment, also interested in religion and politics of all kind.

If any of my interests or hobbies touch your fancy, feel free to send me a message :)

If you dislike something about me and my interests, feel free to send me a msg so we can talk about it. I'm open for debate 24/7 :).

atitud3's page activity

Visits<b>tagallopes</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 3:04pm<b>sweetkitten69</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 2:46am<b>gamerkz</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 12:21pm<b>ASDF_ASDF_ASDF</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 9:35am<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 3:51am<b>Giuls</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 8:38am<b>quontag</b> - the 06/06/2013 at 11:17am<b>Penguinator542_</b> - the 07/22/2011 at 1:58am<b>geeksaresexy</b> - the 06/11/2011 at 9:34am<b>Tancaliel</b> - the 06/10/2011 at 7:11am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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atitud3's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

#20007517
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25680) - you deserved it (2595)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (2955)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32146) - you deserved it (1593)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (4007)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

#19991658
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33371) - you deserved it (5027)

On 07/29/2012 at 11:24pm - misc - by guy - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

#19818788
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (2797)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14574) - you deserved it (36888)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85313) - you deserved it (13083)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28833) - you deserved it (12067)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML

#17726207
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35231) - you deserved it (2054)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML

#17032630
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31478) - you deserved it (5718)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm - health - by phillij2 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

#10832830
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34340) - you deserved it (7516)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:14am - health - by fmlpanda (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML

#7945898
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (2992)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by browniepoints (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

#7258041
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11404) - you deserved it (38939)

On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

#3877886
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66337) - you deserved it (4407)

On 07/19/2009 at 8:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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