About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)
I guess an introduction is in place since "your name" decided to look up my page here.
I'm 19 years old, currently unemployed, suffers from 2 chronical diseases (one which is diabetes), gaming "nerd", professional slacker/bed tester, energetic when I'm interested in something, an atheist on his path to "hell", open minded to everything (unlike religious people), World Peace supporter, Anti-Bullying supporter, Anti-Death penelty supporter, interested in Global Warming and the protection of the environment, also interested in religion and politics of all kind.
If any of my interests or hobbies touch your fancy, feel free to send me a message :)
If you dislike something about me and my interests, feel free to send me a msg so we can talk about it. I'm open for debate 24/7 :).
About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
atitud3's favorite FMLs
by MiscHats / 12/14/2012 at 7:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Transportation
by maxedoutidiot / 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by roommateprobssss:( / 12/11/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
by Kyle / 11/09/2012 at 1:57am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Chuffy / 11/04/2012 at 2:28am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by satanworshipper / 10/18/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML
by Dave / 09/27/2012 at 11:46am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 09/20/2012 at 8:31am / United States / Geek
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
by AGeeksWife / 09/12/2012 at 3:03am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
by WhyAppleWhy / 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by masterman / 08/27/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by sneaky1324 / 08/18/2012 at 3:49am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
by cestquoicebordel?? / 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm / France / Love
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…
- Today, the same boss that made me cry last week for something that wasn't my fault, flipped a shit… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today, I woke up to my head being covered by a pissy diaper, a pile of pee not even an inch from my…