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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 434
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)

I guess an introduction is in place since "your name" decided to look up my page here.

I'm 19 years old, currently unemployed, suffers from 2 chronical diseases (one which is diabetes), gaming "nerd", professional slacker/bed tester, energetic when I'm interested in something, an atheist on his path to "hell", open minded to everything (unlike religious people), World Peace supporter, Anti-Bullying supporter, Anti-Death penelty supporter, interested in Global Warming and the protection of the environment, also interested in religion and politics of all kind.

If any of my interests or hobbies touch your fancy, feel free to send me a message :)

If you dislike something about me and my interests, feel free to send me a msg so we can talk about it. I'm open for debate 24/7 :).

atitud3's page activity

Visits<b>tagallopes</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 3:04pm<b>sweetkitten69</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 2:46am<b>gamerkz</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 12:21pm<b>ASDF_ASDF_ASDF</b> - the 11/12/2013 at 9:35am<b>mariepastyglue</b> - the 08/16/2013 at 3:51am<b>Giuls</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 8:38am<b>quontag</b> - the 06/06/2013 at 11:17am<b>Penguinator542_</b> - the 07/22/2011 at 1:58am<b>geeksaresexy</b> - the 06/11/2011 at 9:34am<b>Tancaliel</b> - the 06/10/2011 at 7:11am

atitud3's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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atitud3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28519) - you deserved it (1714)

On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my drunk girlfriend maxed out my credit card, on an "authentic" Jesus Christ autograph on eBay. FML

#20397287
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27691) - you deserved it (4702)

On 12/12/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by maxedoutidiot - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

#20200321
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (2177)

On 12/11/2012 at 10:57am - misc - by roommateprobssss:( - United States

Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

#20155893
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17679) - you deserved it (3714)

On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

#20146765
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20010) - you deserved it (1841)

On 11/04/2012 at 2:28am - misc - by Chuffy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received another death threat for teaching evolution in college. I'm a geology teacher. FML

#20121974
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24469) - you deserved it (2281)

On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

#20101402
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24755) - you deserved it (1889)

On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34644) - you deserved it (4737)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

#20090890
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (1827)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML

#20080513
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (3701)

On 09/20/2012 at 8:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

#20068529
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23904) - you deserved it (3655)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

#20052962
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19305) - you deserved it (46916)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

#20043967
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (2471)

On 08/27/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by masterman - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

#20027750
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26651) - you deserved it (1767)

On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

#20021119
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21499) - you deserved it (5429)

On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France



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