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About atitud3 : Hey FML people :)
I guess an introduction is in place since "your name" decided to look up my page here.
I'm 19 years old, currently unemployed, suffers from 2 chronical diseases (one which is diabetes), gaming "nerd", professional slacker/bed tester, energetic when I'm interested in something, an atheist on his path to "hell", open minded to everything (unlike religious people), World Peace supporter, Anti-Bullying supporter, Anti-Death penelty supporter, interested in Global Warming and the protection of the environment, also interested in religion and politics of all kind.
If any of my interests or hobbies touch your fancy, feel free to send me a message :)
If you dislike something about me and my interests, feel free to send me a msg so we can talk about it. I'm open for debate 24/7 :).
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