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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3350
  • Number of comments : 293
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About astro_plastic : I enjoy exploitation movies, lingerie, and heavy metal.

Misogyny and homophobia will result in a verbal curb stomping.

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Today, my grandma told me to fuck off when I tried to help her with the dishes. FML

#7391871
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28362) - you deserved it (5776)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22941) - you deserved it (82002)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)



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