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About astro_plastic : I enjoy exploitation movies, lingerie, and heavy metal.
Misogyny and homophobia will result in a verbal curb stomping.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML
Monday 1 September 2014