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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1147
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About asteroth : Student in Berlin at Humboldt Universität zu Berlin.

I love to read, and apart from classical literature, I've found American comic books very interesting.

I want to be a writer.

I love music.

I love classic American movies, with Casablanca at the top. I still love German films too, and am glad

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asteroth's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my Catholic girlfriend home to meet my family for the first time. My brother thought it would be civil to spend over an hour insulting her religion and explaining in detail the many ways in which "the Force" is superior. FML

#17521930
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27998) - you deserved it (5139)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:36pm - love - by Jace - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27912) - you deserved it (4014)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

#17518682
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9953) - you deserved it (24627)

On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML

#17516862
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10874) - you deserved it (36729)

On 08/19/2011 at 3:13am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML

#17515191
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22795) - you deserved it (22177)

On 08/19/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

#17514634
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22790) - you deserved it (9627)

On 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm - health - by c.hip - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26011) - you deserved it (9969)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I discovered that my new college roommate not only makes casual conversation about his bowel movements, he also names them. FML

#17512711
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23639) - you deserved it (2395)

On 08/18/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by Bill - United States

Today, my husband bought me a cinnamon roll because my blood sugar was dangerously low. My first bite was easily the most delicious thing I'd eaten since getting pregnant. As I sat in frosting coated ecstasy, my husband snatched up the rest of the pastry and finished it himself. FML

#17511750
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (3998)

On 08/18/2011 at 5:41pm - health - by AmySweet - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (3004)

On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

#15905908
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (6786)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

#15804497
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34322) - you deserved it (4228)

On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34487) - you deserved it (10801)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

#12449255
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31371) - you deserved it (3723)

On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

#7169187
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27402) - you deserved it (3473)

On 01/05/2010 at 8:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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