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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my new doctor gave me a pamphlet for a cervical cancer prevention injection and told me it's… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, I was showing an old lady all the different types of trees that we could sell her and even…