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Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10193) - you deserved it (40516)

On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)



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