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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 November 1983 (29 years)
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Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41463) - you deserved it (12285)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (199671) - you deserved it (58892)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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