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About asianpua : I'm Asian. Sometimes that puts me at a disadvantage at some things. Sometimes that's funny.

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Visits<b>vmarsbars</b> - the 04/07/2009 at 12:11am

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Today, I called a priest "lame". He responded jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughed and walked out the door. I tripped and broke my ankle. FML

#280211
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36372) - you deserved it (103516)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

#271677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (63705)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by absentminded (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

#271677
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (63705)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by absentminded (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

#267368
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (78764)

On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34205) - you deserved it (61710)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, me and my boyfriend had some crazy rough sex. In the process I ended up with huge bruises and bite marks all over my neck and chest. I'm giving a speech on domestic violence today. FML

#260982
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (90231)

On 03/10/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML

#243465
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46661) - you deserved it (18766)

On 03/08/2009 at 5:02pm - misc - by serverdessert - United States (Maryland)



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