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ashleyyluvsu
  • Town/Country : west covina, california!, u.s.a
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ashleyyluvsu : hey guys :) my name is ashley (as u can see) and im 14. i LOVE music and hanging with my buddies. im generally a friendly person unless u say something that bugs me. im not really a fan of people who say "thanks for stalking me! now get a life!" on their profile... if u wanna read about me thats totally fine with me :) oh and im in love with zebras. wanna know more? just message me!

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Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71452) - you deserved it (5444)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

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On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



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