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About ashleyyluvsu : hey guys :) my name is ashley (as u can see) and im 14. i LOVE music and hanging with my buddies. im generally a friendly person unless u say something that bugs me. im not really a fan of people who say "thanks for stalking me! now get a life!" on their profile... if u wanna read about me thats totally fine with me :) oh and im in love with zebras. wanna know more? just message me!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML