Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ashleyyluvsu

Search for a member

ashleyyluvsu

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ashleyyluvsu : hey guys :) my name is ashley (as u can see) and im 14. i LOVE music and hanging with my buddies. im generally a friendly person unless u say something that bugs me. im not really a fan of people who say "thanks for stalking me! now get a life!" on their profile... if u wanna read about me thats totally fine with me :) oh and im in love with zebras. wanna know more? just message me!

ashleyyluvsu's page activity

Visits<b>southernbelle_rn</b> - the 04/01/2013 at 12:29am<b>lmc94</b> - the 10/14/2011 at 11:48pm<b>Killerturtle</b> - the 09/16/2011 at 9:29am<b>JEHughes</b> - the 09/16/2011 at 3:21am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:20pm<b>NYCM</b> - the 08/18/2011 at 12:34pm

ashleyyluvsu's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of ashleyyluvsu's badges

ashleyyluvsu's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80491) - you deserved it (6029)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48624) - you deserved it (4536)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

#15493619
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30515) - you deserved it (15632)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48624) - you deserved it (8008)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

#15057968
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (4449)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10295) - you deserved it (38200)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15658) - you deserved it (75313)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • Jim Trim's Illustrated FML
  • Action stations! I'm back from my holiday, I've got some sort of weirdly uneven tan and I already want to go back to the beach to bum about and finish off my colouring book. But I can't. I'm still…

Friday 29 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: