Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ashleyyluvsu : hey guys :) my name is ashley (as u can see) and im 14. i LOVE music and hanging with my buddies. im generally a friendly person unless u say something that bugs me. im not really a fan of people who say "thanks for stalking me! now get a life!" on their profile... if u wanna read about me thats totally fine with me :) oh and im in love with zebras. wanna know more? just message me!

ashleyyluvsu's page activity

Visits<b>southernbelle_rn</b> - the 04/01/2013 at 12:29am<b>lmc94</b> - the 10/14/2011 at 11:48pm<b>Killerturtle</b> - the 09/16/2011 at 9:29am<b>JEHughes</b> - the 09/16/2011 at 3:21am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:20pm<b>NYCM</b> - the 08/18/2011 at 12:34pm

ashleyyluvsu's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of ashleyyluvsu's badges

ashleyyluvsu's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86001) - you deserved it (6440)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52252) - you deserved it (4806)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33744) - you deserved it (16635)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52836) - you deserved it (8458)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46110) - you deserved it (4810)

On 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML


I agree, your life sucks (11805) - you deserved it (41539)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17377) - you deserved it (80771)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: