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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26360) - you deserved it (2411)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:13pm - misc - by condiments - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

#8327951
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I agree, your life sucks (5734) - you deserved it (27156)

On 02/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by Out Ran - United States (Iowa)

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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71 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was supposed to be payday. Instead, it was the day I found out that, for two weeks, I have been volunteering for Habitat for Humanity, and am not actually employed by a construction company. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 10:59pm - work - by Masonlee89 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19732) - you deserved it (1717)

On 11/03/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by ljd09 (woman) - United States (California)



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