About ashlehparks : I like apple fritters, bacon, poutine, and anything on the hobbit menu at Denny's (excluding pumpkin pancakes).
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by bumpyroad / 04/17/2011 at 10:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by lynn777 / 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML
by Anon / 03/10/2011 at 10:08am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
by maddiee. / 10/21/2010 at 11:20am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Devon / 09/03/2010 at 12:35am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by Hobbsie / 08/29/2010 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
by Haley. / 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by captainkevineff / 03/11/2010 at 9:44am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 03/04/2010 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2010 at 9:37pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by mallcop / 02/14/2010 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
- Today, for my boyfriends 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit and… Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the… Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…