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Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML
by Monsieur-Madame / 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
Today, while sitting in my Forensic Psychology class, my professor listed all of the main traits that indicate someone may very well be a sociopath. Every single trait described my fiancé perfectly. FML
by Getmeout / 05/31/2012 at 2:50am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm / Italy (Lombardia) / Love
Today, I was on a rowing machine at the gym, listening to a podcast. Something funny was said, I laughed, lost my balance and fell off, with my feet still stuck in the footrests. Someone had to come and help me off. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 10:06am / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by Brax / 05/30/2012 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2012 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
by liquid_sasquatch / 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm / United States / Kids
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by Arp / 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by terrified / 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 12:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
by LaLa / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- Today, I received my first ever hand-job. It would have been great if she didn't wipe it across my… Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked… Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him,…