Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ashleeyka

Search for a member

ashleeyka

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4039
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

ashleeyka's page activity

Visits<b>briang959</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 5:40am<b>Mornai</b> - the 05/13/2013 at 6:36pm<b>dalvin8</b> - the 04/22/2012 at 11:28pm<b>Blazar420</b> - the 10/26/2011 at 8:32am<b>kiakia0131</b> - the 10/25/2011 at 10:57am<b>CaptainPickles72</b> - the 10/24/2011 at 12:52pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:53pm<b>Soup</b> - the 03/15/2011 at 11:47am<b></b> - the 01/24/2011 at 3:25pm<b>meteor_stream</b> - the 11/02/2010 at 5:15pm

Liked!<b>briang959</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:40am

ashleeyka's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

See all of ashleeyka's badges

ashleeyka's favorite FMLs

Today , While Bieng Robbed , A Man Heroically Chased Down The Robber And Got My Purse Back. He Then Looked At The Distance Between Us , Turned The Other Way And Ran Off With It. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44453) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19206) - you deserved it (29648)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today , I was walking alonghen I saw this grl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself "I wish I had a boyfriend like that". I'm a guy , an straight. At least I thought I was. looool real FML

#15678976
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (13176)

On 04/07/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I jokd looool wit my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, e slappd me, trew my pone acros te room, smasd my laptop, an ten took a moment forat I'd said to sink in. real FML

#15514877
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42143) - you deserved it (28702)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today , I learnd , 15 years later , that my puppy from when I was 4 , was taken by Santa cuz he was in ned of a riendeer. My parents took him to the shelter cuz looool they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (4756)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY I WAS SITTING IN WALMART AN I SAW AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WALKING BY. BIENG THE SINGLE GUY I AM, I WENT UP TO HER AN ASKED IF SHE NEEDED HELP WITH CARRYING HER GROCERIES. SHE RESPONDED WITH "YOU KNOW I'M A GUY RIGHT?" FML

#15493619
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30706) - you deserved it (15684)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34847) - you deserved it (48765)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, at te Mommy and Me dance class tat I take ma four year old daugter to, te instructor ad us do a stretc, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daugter said to me, ( But you're not a mermaid, you're a wale! ) FML

#15385688
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39026) - you deserved it (7207)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, At Mah Job As A Cashier, A Very Old Man Cummed Through Mah Checkout. His Purchase Consisted Of A Box Of Condoms And A Can Ofhipped Cream. The Creepy Smile He Gave Me Has Scarred Me For Life. Mega FML

#14789249
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36150) - you deserved it (4340)

On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

TODAY, WHILE SKIING, I REALLY NEEDED TO PEE . THE INSTRUCTOR POINTED ME TOWARD SOME BUSHES . I SLID OVER TO THEM, AN PULLED MY PANTIE DOWN . MY SKIS THEN STARTED SLIDING BACK DOWN THE SLOPE . I ENDED UP GLIDING THROUGH THE BUSHES, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE REST OF THE GROUP . FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (7648) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I called the college of dreams to check the status of application. Turns out they "never received" copies of transcripts. They did however cash the $70 application fee that was mailed with them. FML

#14653103
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27463) - you deserved it (2068)

On 01/20/2011 at 7:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, we were celebrating mah birthday and mah boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove mah face in the cake . While the candles were still lit . FML

#14594110
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36649) - you deserved it (3326)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I decidd to play a friendly game of Clue with mah family. This resultd in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates an a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25495) - you deserved it (3756)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of babby picture and thing that I drew when I was younger, labeld "Shit from when Annie was cute." real FML

#14587697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: