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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3929
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (7060)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12798) - you deserved it (46696)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML

#18788616
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28770) - you deserved it (2719)

On 01/12/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44313) - you deserved it (4530)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12641) - you deserved it (19602)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (14138)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11274) - you deserved it (40578)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML

#18231005
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11274) - you deserved it (40578)

On 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm - work - by TTR (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

#18190059
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31350) - you deserved it (2406)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:45am - work - by jodafish - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

#18138545
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34099) - you deserved it (5274)

On 11/02/2011 at 2:14pm - love - by DrakeScott (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48077) - you deserved it (5481)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, it's my first Halloween in America since moving from Russia. While handing candy to children, my roommate told me to compliment a little girl by saying "You have a face only a parent could love". I found out it isn't a compliment when I was punched by her Dad. FML

#18123413
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37220) - you deserved it (5148)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:18pm - kids - by VladyBoi (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30813) - you deserved it (10417)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States



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