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by dentallycorrect / 08/19/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by roflcopter / 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
by Still Dry / 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm / United States / Money
by JoannaG25 / 08/17/2010 at 7:43am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work
by anonymous / 08/15/2010 at 9:12am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML
by ouch / 08/15/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Chad / 08/14/2010 at 1:37pm / United States (New York) / Love
by thatsucks4u / 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
by dammit / 08/10/2010 at 1:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Forgotten / 08/09/2010 at 10:38am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
by Mikey832 / 08/09/2010 at 9:24am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
by knock_out / 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML
by gibsonSG323 / 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by mperrotta913 / 05/21/2010 at 11:46am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…