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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4541
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

#19959363
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11493) - you deserved it (38339)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

#19594903
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20770) - you deserved it (8984)

On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24435) - you deserved it (2950)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while watching TV with my wife, I realized that we were still watching "My Little Pony" even though the kids had been asleep for half an hour. FML

#19495403
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23683) - you deserved it (5514)

On 04/19/2012 at 12:08pm - misc - by ajnmegs - United States (Colorado)

Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

#19447038
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10500) - you deserved it (24951)

On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27903) - you deserved it (9680)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29400) - you deserved it (2330)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8471) - you deserved it (27157)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML

#19319473
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27581) - you deserved it (3042)

On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

#19293658
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20498) - you deserved it (3786)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9488) - you deserved it (21203)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9488) - you deserved it (21203)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15013) - you deserved it (41539)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

#18924475
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9451) - you deserved it (23842)

On 01/27/2012 at 11:30am - misc - by maryfaithh (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (2759)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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