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by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by thunder thighs / 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Lady of Sorrows / 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML
by Banker / 01/30/2009 at 11:19am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, when I left the restaurant, the very handsome waiter whom I had been trying to tune all night says to me, in front of everyone "But why did you write your number on the table with hearts next to it? You know, I won't call you!" FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
- Today, my boyfriend and I had an argument. He said he doesn't know if we are meant to be together.… Today, after finally learning to love my nose, my aunt gave me a list of plastic surgeons to check… Today, for the second time, my girlfriend completely forgot that we split the rent on our apartment…