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by Nick / 01/26/2010 at 4:26pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2010 at 1:08pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
by ItSucks / 01/01/2010 at 12:12am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML
by oops / 12/04/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Utah) / Animals
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
by artiemilano / 10/15/2009 at 3:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a mental break down. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was "I think we were better off as friends." FML
by Schmolly / 10/13/2009 at 1:01am / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
by Anstice / 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Masey / 09/17/2009 at 8:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked. Then said "You know he can't swim right?" FML
by babydoll13211 / 09/04/2009 at 5:36pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Bee / 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
by hihipanda / 08/30/2009 at 8:58am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by razgriz1 / 08/20/2009 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML
by superfiedman / 08/04/2009 at 4:40am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2009 at 10:23am / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids