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Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
by Dispute / 08/08/2011 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by stranded / 05/19/2011 at 7:46am / United States / Transportation
Today, just a few minutes after I got to work, my usually laconic boss came into my office and said, "Pack your stuff and get the f*ck out." Apparently, half my department was being downsized. Thinking it was an April Fool's, I burst out laughing and told him how funny the prank was. He wasn't kidding. FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 10:19am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I have no cell phone reception as I am visiting family who lives on the side of a mountain. They told me there was service on top of the mountain, so I hiked up. Only when I got there did I realize I'd left my phone back down at the house. FML
by nooooo / 03/16/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 9:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, was the first day of potty training for my toddler. While watching a "How to Potty Train" video, I noticed my toddler was making a weird face on the side of the couch. I walked over to her, picked her up and a big pile of poop dropped. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by ewicsmelly / 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/13/2010 at 11:13pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 11:32pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
by Oriianna Raiinbow / 10/23/2010 at 2:07am / United States (California) / Love
by notyouagain / 10/03/2010 at 3:40am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/17/2010 at 2:16am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by kal / 02/23/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Love
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…