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Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

#21214404
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50580) - you deserved it (6800)

On 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by Death By Parent (woman) - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34512) - you deserved it (6045)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)



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