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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17201) - you deserved it (68146)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

#11977098
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38775) - you deserved it (5627)

On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122342) - you deserved it (22194)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11228) - you deserved it (23091)

On 12/26/2008 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Laloose - Sent from mobile version



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