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ash_134
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 August 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1575
  • Number of comments : 2
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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7384) - you deserved it (28044)

On 06/18/2009 at 1:31am - health - by ihpgolj (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35693) - you deserved it (11029)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at my job in a chemists, I had a customer ask me which acne cream I would recommend. I picked up the brand I use and told her that I've been using it for a year now. After pausing to stare at my face for a second, she thanked me and picked up the competing brand instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32346) - you deserved it (3604)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40101) - you deserved it (6922)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:06am - love - by yashmoshin1 (man) - United States



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