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Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

#14847899
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40421) - you deserved it (6311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48063) - you deserved it (3783)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

#14808267
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34391) - you deserved it (5500)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11771) - you deserved it (32479)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28040) - you deserved it (6508)

On 11/15/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by kylie (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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