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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 22
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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On 03/17/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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