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About artistswife : There have been many chapters to my life. Have had many life experiences. And yet here I am once again with a blank canvas.

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Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46731) - you deserved it (8101)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I got written up for asking my coworker a question that I should have asked my boss to ask my coworker. Yay bureaucracy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38992) - you deserved it (3700)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by not paid enough (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to take my daughter home from school because she had been caught flashing the boys during class. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't an appropriate way to act or behave but she interrupted me, "Mom, you don't even understand." You're right. I don't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44712) - you deserved it (6273)

On 05/20/2014 at 10:24pm - kids - by HouseWife - United States (Missouri)



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