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About arthur_kristen30 : My name is Kristen Grimsinger and i live in portland texas and im 17years old. i have a boy friend named Arthur and weve been together 8 months now:). i live with my mom dad and brother. And i have the best friend in the world named Kiah! :) i love playing basketball and just hangin out. wanna tlk. juss msg me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML
Friday 5 February 2016