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arthur_kristen30
  • Town/Country : Portland, Texas, U.S.A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1002
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About arthur_kristen30 : My name is Kristen Grimsinger and i live in portland texas and im 17years old. i have a boy friend named Arthur and weve been together 8 months now:). i live with my mom dad and brother. And i have the best friend in the world named Kiah! :) i love playing basketball and just hangin out. wanna tlk. juss msg me.

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Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9422) - you deserved it (30734)

On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (3326)

On 07/22/2010 at 10:48am - work - by GuardOtto - United States

Today, I woke up to a pain on my eyelid. I stumbled into the bathroom to find a huge tick attached to the edge of my eyelid. My dad used tweezers to pull it off, only the head stuck. I had to go to the doctor and sit there for 15 minutes so she could pull the rest out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32401) - you deserved it (2180)

On 07/12/2010 at 12:31am - health - by Sarah220 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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On 07/11/2010 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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