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arsewipe92
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 February 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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