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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 February 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1786
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About arsewipe92 : i'M RANDOM.

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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15663) - you deserved it (68239)

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