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About arsewipe92 : i'M RANDOM.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
Monday 23 February 2015