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arseanp
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
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Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56685) - you deserved it (5215)

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