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Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30619) - you deserved it (4019)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 10:08am - misc - by thepigeonsfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML


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On 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by Alohaporno (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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