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Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush nipple while closing laptop. FML

#20090663
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21433) - you deserved it (6594) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (5150)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46499) - you deserved it (4057)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today I was in a mall bathroomhen two grls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really looool into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

#20067220
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34473) - you deserved it (2681)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MAH MUM FOUND OUT SHE'S PREGNANT. I WOULD BE HAPPY FOR HER, IF SHE KNEW WHO THE FATHER WAS. FML

#20060753
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24024) - you deserved it (1692)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned I'm not allergic to gluten . My mom has kept me on a gluten free diet since I was 5 . She was convinced I was allergic to it . I'm 25 an I am writing this over mah first slice of pizza in 20 years . FML

#20057669
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32308) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Emma - United States (Missouri)

Today mah boss got angry at me because mah English is better than his. He accusd me of trying to steal his management position and implid that I'll be lucky if I still have a job by the end of the month. real FML

#20054257
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (1463)

On 09/02/2012 at 3:41pm - work - by zoosmell pooplord - Norway (Buskerud)

TODAY, MY DOG, WHO HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED TO GO FIR HELP WHEN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WENT TO ALERT MY PARENTS DOWNSTARS THAT I WAS HAVING AN EMERGENCY. THE ( EMERGENCY ) WAS ME MASTURBATING. FML

#20052579
120 comments

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On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally confronted mah boyfriend and asked him if he was cheating on me looool . He got flustered and said, "Technically, I'm cheating with you, not on you." FML

#20049344
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31245) - you deserved it (2523)

On 08/30/2012 at 11:24am - love - by nice one (woman) -

Today, mah boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and leren about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. fat FML

#20047830
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31390) - you deserved it (6121)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today,hile Working At The Pet Store, I Had To Fed The Snakes. I'd Thawd Too Many Mice, So Instead Of Wasting One, I Fd It To Our Turtles. They Decidd To Play Tug Of War With It, Ripping It In Half In Front Of Several Terrifid Children. Fat FML

#20037487
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9950) - you deserved it (26458)

On 08/23/2012 at 12:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my aunt borrowed my favorite shirt. Don't worry, she returned it. Complete with jizz stains. mega FML

#20024649
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34581) - you deserved it (3323)

On 08/16/2012 at 3:28pm - intimacy - by itwasmyfavoriteshirt - United States (Arkansas)

Today , wanting to be romantic , I came home with flowers , an told mah girlfriend I love her an that I never want us to fall apart . Before I could finish mah second sentence , she farted , said , "Aww , that's so sweet" an quickly excused herself to the bathroom . FML

#20021274
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22130) - you deserved it (2505)

On 08/14/2012 at 8:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out mah window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over mah porch. FML

#20020463
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24452) - you deserved it (2012)

On 08/14/2012 at 11:02am - love - by WELLFUCKYOUTOO (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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