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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1467
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About armyycadet7 : heyyy I'm andrew (:
I love animals. I have sung and acted on-stage since sixth grade and I love to cook :) I'm always told that I'm very good at it. Hahaha =D
I will be an officer in the United States Army in a few years after military college. I am currently enrolled in military college and I'm doing hand-to-hand combat, weapons training, and lots of physical training :p
I'm not a jerk and I don't have the same general views on things (such as girls) as most guys do. That's just me and I'm proud of it :] I love to meet new people so just message me (: I can be very random so I apologize now if I offend anyone :-P

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Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML


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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady on the show began to talk about how to have a smooth divorce. My wife discreetly turned the volume up. FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML


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On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML


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On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML


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On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML


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On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML


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On 06/08/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML


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On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML


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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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