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armyycadet7
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About armyycadet7 : heyyy I'm andrew (:
I love animals. I have sung and acted on-stage since sixth grade and I love to cook :) I'm always told that I'm very good at it. Hahaha =D
I will be an officer in the United States Army in a few years after military college. I am currently enrolled in military college and I'm doing hand-to-hand combat, weapons training, and lots of physical training :p
I'm not a jerk and I don't have the same general views on things (such as girls) as most guys do. That's just me and I'm proud of it :] I love to meet new people so just message me (: I can be very random so I apologize now if I offend anyone :-P

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Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24004) - you deserved it (2475)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

#17384017
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29122) - you deserved it (2588)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

#17384017
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29122) - you deserved it (2588)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:41am - love - by ashlyn - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (5125)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (5125)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (3481)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29336) - you deserved it (6781)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45910) - you deserved it (8356)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31627) - you deserved it (5237)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47274) - you deserved it (5191)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

#17000243
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35979) - you deserved it (3228)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:06pm - misc - by THOMASisMYname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47042) - you deserved it (14877)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28875) - you deserved it (2845)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

#16985861
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27610) - you deserved it (4196)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by IAmACoolCat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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