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About army_of_misfits : I love punk bands. Music is my life. And video games. And bacon. I'm bisexual. I smoke cigarettes but don't do drugs. I cut hair and dye hair. I do tattoos and piercings.
I'm an archer sharpshooter.
I've been skateboarding for about 5 years^^
I've been horseback riding for 12 years!!!
I've been surfing for about 8 years.
I have a black bunny that I love. I'm weird like that /).(\
I have OCD, PTSD, am dyslexic, ADD, bi polar disorder, and shit
Message me if you wanna know me more.
I don't bite.....unless if you're into that;)
I have a snapchat. Just ask for it:)

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