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Today, I was trying to be sexy in the bathtub for my boyfriend. I leaned back and caught my hair on fire with the candle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46925) - you deserved it (15582)

On 08/03/2013 at 4:40am - love - by Msmerfner - United States (California)

Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42016) - you deserved it (3859)

On 03/19/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by :( - United States (South Carolina)

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