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  • Number of visits : 1943
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ariverperson : I like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lord of the Rings and hash browns

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ariverperson's favorite FMLs

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (474188) - you deserved it (45798)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (41532)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

#168595
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70564) - you deserved it (279256)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154572) - you deserved it (13841)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51424) - you deserved it (6251)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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