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ariverperson

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2652
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ariverperson : I like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lord of the Rings and hash browns

ariverperson's page activity

Visits<b>burnanator</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:43am<b>DerSuldam</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 6:45pm<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 10:36pm<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:25am<b>dno79</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 11:51pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:59pm<b>nomad6</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 8:59pm<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 7:31pm<b>UncleHoodie</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 11:47am<b>StarOfDoom</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:08pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 3:55pm<b>Loomunati</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 9:23am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 1:08pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:57pm<b>Boss302x</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 11:04pm<b>small_turtle</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 7:08pm<b>MissyPastaCreeps</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:44am<b>Zman2017</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 10:09pm

Fucked!<b>Earthdforce</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 3:36am<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 9:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 8:55pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 10:57pm<b>Boss302x</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 5:04am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 11:14pm

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ariverperson's favorite FMLs

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

by Noname / 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

by Señor Guapo / 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

by Sad / 03/01/2009 at 4:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

by TahRah / 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

by chicochico / 12/19/2008 at 11:05am / Intimacy