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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 734
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About arinachi : Well, my life is pretty F-ed...

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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (2769)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of that smell of marijuana in the house. So I confess and tell her I will never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12721) - you deserved it (60608)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Dumbweed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, and yelled quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensued. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45816) - you deserved it (6190)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my five year old daughter told me that while I'm at work, daddy has his wrestling buddy Melinda over. She also said that they wrestle on the bed so that they won't get hurt. FML

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149 comments

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

#4854965
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On 08/27/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by catlady5569 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was camping. Me and this really cute girl were hitting it off real nice. It was the last night so we both headed over to my tent to have sex. I was just about to get it in when a raccoon ripped my tent causing the girl to scream and runaway. I got cockblocked by a raccoon. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
149 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12485) - you deserved it (72004)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)



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