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arimjv2
  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About arimjv2 : Volleyball. (:

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Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
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I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (2973)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19344) - you deserved it (9243)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)



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