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About arimjv2 : Volleyball. (:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML
Friday 5 February 2016