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About arielleisntshort : My life is absolutely lame and pathetic.

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Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67383) - you deserved it (19903)

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