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Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67317) - you deserved it (19881)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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