About ariastyles12 : I'm Aria. Born in New York. Living in Maryland
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Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML
by BodyElectric / 07/26/2016 at 1:06am / Animals
by Pupluv183 / 05/02/2016 at 12:43pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by humanshield / 04/10/2016 at 12:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by dudster25 / 04/10/2016 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to clean our apartment, and then we went out to grab a bite to eat. When we returned, I found a baby's sock in the middle of the floor. Neither of us have a baby, and nobody we know does either. Now I'm just waiting for the doll-themed nightmares tonight. FML
by Squeepy / 04/09/2016 at 11:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 1:48pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 11:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by billjoebob424 / 03/18/2016 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
by twinzies / 02/19/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I found out that while on foreign exchange for over six months now, I have been pronouncing the word for "night" in German wrong. Apparently, this whole time, the way that I have been pronouncing it in German means "naked". This explains a lot. FML
by nullroute / 02/16/2016 at 6:34am / Switzerland (Aargau) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/20/2016 at 12:05am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous