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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4740
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About ariastyles12 : I'm Aria. Socially awkward but I don't care! Feel free to message me anytime.
Random fact: my eyes change color

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Visits<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 8:10pm<b>insanecutie</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:05am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 4:38pm<b>howard007</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:03pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 7:52pm<b>codys1</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:13pm<b>_DeathsMelody_</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 3:38pm<b>ztodaro</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:01am<b>minhas6096</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:16am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:14am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:38am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 2:46am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:55pm<b>StickyPickles</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 12:45pm<b>Silentshdw13</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 1:52pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:40am<b>winterkills</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 2:19am<b>razoray9</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:47pm

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ariastyles12's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

Today, I had an argument with my boyfriend who was accusing me of only being in a relationship with him because I'd fantasised about being with an Asian. When I told him he was wrong, he asked me what attracted me to him in the first place. "Your eyes" was definitely the wrong answer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20679) - you deserved it (5396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/02/2015 at 12:21am - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26129) - you deserved it (2823)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23926) - you deserved it (2019)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24243) - you deserved it (1673)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, due to medication I am taking that causes constipation, I have become all too accustomed to using a disposable rubber glove to dig crap out of my own butthole. FML

#21461256
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23997) - you deserved it (2064)

On 08/27/2015 at 6:56am - health - by jack - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML

Today, I had my daughter babysit her 2-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23008) - you deserved it (2353)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

#21460828
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22890) - you deserved it (2965)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

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156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15795) - you deserved it (21471)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12719) - you deserved it (12314)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10013) - you deserved it (29762)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML

#21455905
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (1639)

On 08/14/2015 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ukraine (Donets'ka Oblast')

Today, I learned companies can legally lie to fire an employee, and unless anything they say is on record, they are legally correct, no matter how unethical the company is. FML

#21449623
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21759) - you deserved it (1621)

On 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

#21449227
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26616) - you deserved it (1527)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm - health - by Crap (woman) - United States (Florida)



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