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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (26 years)
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About ariannaimelda : Hello!

My name is Arianna. I'm easygoing, laid-back and really enjoy the beach.

I also really enjoy the visual arts (i.e film, photography, painting), a variety of music genres (particularly rock) as well as creative writing and, if the book piques my interest, reading.

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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML


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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML


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