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About ariannaimelda : Hello!
My name is Arianna. I'm easygoing, laid-back and really enjoy the beach.
I also really enjoy the visual arts (i.e film, photography, painting), a variety of music genres (particularly rock) as well as creative writing and, if the book piques my interest, reading.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
Monday 1 September 2014